Official New Employee Orientation
Note to self:

Commute at off hours: 35 minutes.

Commute during rush hour on an effective Monday after Mercury just went retrograde: 65 minutes.

Lesson learned: don't leave work at 6pm.

Now why was it you said you wouldn't move out of your current place unless you moved out of the metro area entirely? And what would it take to get you to reconsider? Is this on the list?

If you move, what's to stop you from quitting that job and getting another one back in the District, thus getting an even worse commute in the bargain?

Oh wait, maybe that's why you said you wouldn't move unless you moved out of the area entirely. You understood this implicitly.

Good on you, mate. Of course, it was better on you when you could ride your bike to work and were starting to lose your love handles.

Further note to self:

Don't randomly quote the dysfunctional family circus when people who might not catch the reference might be reading.

Further further note to self:

Talking to yourself in second person is weird. You should have yourself checked.

(2000-02-22)